we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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