I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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