3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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