yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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