Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
In America we eat man semen.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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