they need to just BURY HIM!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
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For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.