My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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