you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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