And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I need water and some morals
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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