I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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