honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
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Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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