Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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