I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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