We're facebook friends in real life
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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