My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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