I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Couch. On fire.
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