Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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