I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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