Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
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