just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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