Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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