you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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