This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize