I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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