therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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