pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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