May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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