Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she woke up with a sticky ear
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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