the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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