The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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