Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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