first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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