WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
no you cant smoke seaweed
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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