My first STD was from a foam party
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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