This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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