Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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