I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My ass is underappreciated
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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