so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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