Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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