i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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