She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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