So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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