please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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