This is not my ceiling
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I don't think brook has ever known best
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
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I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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