I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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