She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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