White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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