Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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