There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
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He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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