I wish you could order shots online.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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