So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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