i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Im part way to drunk.
Is Oprah even human
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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