We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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