wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
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tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
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