Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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