I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
